KFC: Pot Pie Comfort Zone

KFC made a very weird, yet revolutionary meditation system based on the comforting power of Colonel Sanders’ signature Pot Pie. Stressed out? Escape into the comfort zone. 

Meditations include:

The Rich, Creamy Matter of the Soul

On Sporks (A Meditation on Duality)

Be Tender, Like Chicken

The Zen of Steam

Space, Time, Pot Pie